I have a good plan. I'll ask my mom if I can go ahead and get my wisdom teeth taken out, and when I do, I'll keep the painkillers they give me to save and use for you know, whenever afterward. And in that meantime, for the pain, I'll just take some Tranzine or Xanax or whatever I get for sleep, so I can have the Vicodin or whatever I get for teeth pain for later.

Brilliant?
Of fucking course I am, thankyou.

I've always had this sick desire to become a junkie. I just want something to control my life that'll make everything blur at the edges.